So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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