i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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