Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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