Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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