I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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