no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Randomize
