no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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