Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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