Those balls look pretty dangerous.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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