doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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