I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Dick very happy bro
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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