Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
There's a naked man in my car right now.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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