i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
only if we run a train.
done.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
So vagazzling was a success
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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