I want to have your abortion
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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