New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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