Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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