new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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