Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
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It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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