did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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