The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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Boobs speak an international language.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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