omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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