I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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