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(586): View more from Michigan

We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy

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(410): View more from Maryland

remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?

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(616): View more from Michigan

We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma

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(214): View more from Texas

Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem

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(562): View more from California

I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Then you guys just all showered together...?

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