We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
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She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Then you guys just all showered together...?