Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
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Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he was CRYING into my vagina
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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