Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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