doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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