Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I have feelings that need drinking.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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