If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
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So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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