break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
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Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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