Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
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Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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