I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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