were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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