I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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