I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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