we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
