Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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