remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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