I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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