Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
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They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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