So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
My pussy is not your playground.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
