Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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