i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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