8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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