none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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