i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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