she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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