They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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