The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
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