What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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