dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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