I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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