Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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