is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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