Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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If I die, sorry about rent.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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