New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
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