I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Randomize
