I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
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