I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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